Looking Back On A Week Where Even This Guy Felt A Little Like Fat Elvis

- Uncle Kracker arrested! Eagle-Eye Cherry’s whereabouts still unknown.
- Elvis Week: A lot like a regular week with a lot of little Elvis related news items.
- We listened to the Eagles comeback single and told our sense of impotent rage to take it easy.
- We bid a sad farewell to one of the most important drummers in the history of jazz. Hell, one of the most important drummers no matter what you’re into.
- We tracked the comings and goings of a very small penis.
- Did “classic rock” help to cripple rock? Who cares, brah, it’s two-fer Tuesday.
- Wikipedia users found out that nothing ever gets erased from the internet ever.
- Teenage pop star develops social conscience, possibly because she was denied the chance to participate in high school’s “Model United Nations.”
- We’re totally hot for their bods.
- Van Halen tried to airbrush Michael Anthony out of the band’s history. And he was easily the most likeable one since DLR quit.
- Dave Mustaine never did get back to us.