Hey remember that R. Kelly tour that we told you about earlier this morning? Well it turns out that Keyshia Cole was telling tales out of school and the big R. is apparently not planning a autumn jaunt around the country since he will indeed be busy in Chicago defending his dumb ass from all those child pornography charges. Oh well, the trial should at least be almost as interesting/batshit as any live Kelly show we’ve seen.
R. Kelly Tour Called Off Before It Even Got A Chance To Go Horribly Wrong
August 23rd, 2007 // 2 Comments
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but will the trial have bright lights?
Preemptively canceling the entire tour is way, way more efficient on Kells’ part than going the pissing-off-Jigga-in-2004 route.