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We’re less than a week away from Jerusalem Rocks, the only music festival perhaps ever to feature the Black Eyed Peas and Arrested Development and the Commitments, but all is not well: Hitchaser has noticed that Fergie’s been removed from all advertising for the show–not because of the scary arch of her eyebrow or her incessant mumbling, but because the promoters want to steer clear of offending the local Orthodox community. (The poster’s above.) So what happens when she shows up on stage–does she have to wear a Stefani-style coverup and tone down her London Bridge references? Or are the promoters just hoping to sneak her onstage, and hope that her antics aren’t too noticeable? Because, um, good luck with that.
Religious whack jobs make Fergie disappear [Hit Chaser]
Earlier: We Hear The Heights Might Be Available That Date As Well
Hey, I’m offended by Matisyahu so let’s call it a draw.
Q: “Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?” – Will.I.Am.
A: “Oy, I guess I’d better cover it up.” – Fergie
I would think that this would be a point in favor of crazy relgiousness. Any fergie free world is a world I’d at least contemplate living in.
Maybe the concert organizers are just really into Behind The Front-era BEP.
Any fergie free world is a world I’d at least contemplate living in.
Totally. I’m planning for aliyah right now.
@catdirt: But then how am I to find out about all the G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S Candies shoes and apparel available exclusively at Kohl’s?
“not because of the scary arch of her eyebrow or her incessant mumbling, but because even looking at her makes one want to vomit .
Fixed.