Well, congratulations, Spank Rock and Benny Blanco. Your jokey 2 Live Crew tribute record as Bangers and Cash (ugh) has somehow managed to make me dislike a cover that prominently features the human hinder. How did you manage such a previously impossible feat? Was it the eight gallons of roast beef drippings that you coated your models in before the shoot? Was it…no, no, it was the greasiness. Luke Skyywalker needs to track these goofs down, pull out the headmaster’s ruler, and then give them a good spanking on their dookie rope-wearing asses for even coyly referencing his schtick. (And then slathering it with Crisco.)
Idolator needs to do their homework on this one. The record is a 2 Live Crew homage.
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Bad? Holy shit no. All I want to know is can I buy it on a clear cassette ’87 style?
As Greasy As They Wanna Be.
@cassidy2099: Uh, did you miss the “coyly referencing his schtick” part? Or just not know who Luke Skyywalker was?
@jessdolator: Ooohhhh, snap!
By the way, that cover is awesome. I’m just now noticing the creases in the backdrop (was distracted by ass).
wait, i think you meant the headline to read ‘Spank Rock grease themselves up for the BEST FUCKING ALBUM COVER OF THE YEAR award’.
Please tell me we’re going to get the opportunity to vote on these covers at the end of the year.
Are the chicky babes wearing saran wrap?
@heathermylove: Well, 2 Live Crew did cover “Oh, Pretty Woman”.