Leave it to Jennifer Lopez to take a song that sounds like a reject from the Amerie album (she’s still smarting from passing on “1 Thing,” no doubt) and pair it with a Dave LaChappelle-directed video that could conceivably be called “Dirrty II” (hey, Xtina didn’t have two women who are “sexily” drinking at a puppy-store water bottle, nor did she have a guy who was playing “trapped mouse”)–but wait, it’s not exploitative at all! Why? Because the whole thing is structured around our trenchcoated heroine’s search for a kid in distress; of course, he’s only unearthed at the end of the clip, after J. Lo’s kicked in every door hiding some twisted fantasy or other. So what awful gutter-plumbing fantasy was the kid trapped in? Why, dishwasher, of course.
Jennifer Lopez Do It Well Full [DailyMotion]
She’s carrying herself like a drag queen
Here’s a link to the video cause the one above ain’t working.
She’s also got the Beyonce top-knot and sexy trenchcoat. JLo definitely seems a little uninspired.
…and with that, Jennifer Lopez’ “Moonwalker” phase begins. Who’s the new Joe Pesci? Maybe Jaimie Kennedy?
i don’t think it’s even a question of taste anymore. miss fat booty simply can’t role play. explains her choice in partners but not in business. put down the jazz shoes, jennifer, and study you narrative!
It’s not just J Lo; the John Woo levels of self-plagiarism in this video definitively establishes that LaChappell’s well doesn’t run too deep, either. More dance documentaries, less of this, please.
J.Lo fights her fear of alternative sexuality and publicly reaffirms her mothering nature. Take note, El Cantante, she’s not that into your suggestions for fun intimate time, unless she’s ovulating.
What? Outrageous speculation is fun.