The “date Bret Michaels” trainwreck Rock Of Love hasn’t even picked its “winner” yet, but VH1 is already getting ready to cast its sequel; this Saturday in Williamsburg, an open call for contestants who are “girls 21+, single and who are looking to win the love of the rock star of their dreams” will take place. According to the casting call, the rock star in question is “someone that makes the girls wild and girls would do anything just to meet this guy, a Tommy Lee type of rocker” who wants “hardcore rocker chicks, tattooed, big hair, drinks beer, rockin body.” Hmm, well, that narrows it down while not narrowing it down at all! We’ve put four guesses after the jump, but feel free to chime in with your own.
Casting Call For New ‘Rock Star’ Relationship Show [Blabbermouth]
I voted for Tommy Lee. Then I remembered that he went to college, and has probably moved on from those hardcore rocker chicks. He’s matured.
Kid Rock?
Just ask yourself which aging rock star is short on cash.
Normally I’d say Kid Rock but he has a new album coming out and a song on the radio, so I would guess not.
McGrath is a good one…what about like, Richie Sambora or something?
…or is a publicity whore. I vote Dave Navarro.
Um at Duff’s??! This is amazing.
paging Sebastian Bach?
It’s totally got to be Dave Navarro.
It’s definitely not Nugent - his wife has him on an extremely short leash in that regard. I tried to get an interview with him, just an interview, no photo shoot or anything, back when I was editing a porn mag and he had a book to promote, and his wife stomped that idea into the floorboards.
I’m thinking it’s probably Navarro. “Rock Star” already proved that fuckin’ spokesmodel will do anything.
A “Tommy Lee type” means “We’re really, really praying that we can sign Tommy Lee, but we haven’t yet, but if it falls through, no worries: Hair Metal Mad Libs isn’t a difficult role to fill.”
It has to be Dave Navarro. If not, then somebody from either Teezar or Limozeen (I hope?).
Amy Winehouse?
If it’s C.C. sign me up! I have such a school girl crush on him, I’m sure my husband wouldn’t mind.
Bo Diddley, of course. Heart attack was a minor bump in the road.
*cough* Jani Lane! *cough*
pls pls pls be kip winger.
It’s STEPHEN MALKMUS!!!
i so wish.
rossi? lukas rossi? anyone? anyone?
Vince Neil?
Joan Jett?
ooh, could also be JD fortune. none of these are really that exciting though. joshua todd? wait, his interests would def. include blow.
I’m betting it’s Bret Michaels again. Flav had two seasons (with a third coming up) and that skank New York has a second season premiering in October… VH1 is nothing if not consistent.
@Jupiter8:
if it’s joan jett, i’m in. she’s ueber-hott.
I don’t see a time - I totally want to walk by and see the mayhem! I would assume they’ll all have to stand outside, considering the square footage of this establishment.
Stephen Pearcy would be fun.
@hypocriteoath:
No, no, no, then it would’ve been a casting call for “Little People.”
Jordan Knight was hardcore, right?
I hope it’s Tommy Lee but I bet it’s Dave Navarro. Actually, I hope it’s Dave Navarro too. Either one. Awesome.
I’ve been betting on Fred Durst doing the next ROL. He’d be perfect for it.
Actually, it’s Jesse Camp.
@LeighBlack: No No Noooo! I had to get rid of my Sigur Ros album because every time I listened to it, I could see his O face.
@LeighBlack: As much as I hate Fred Durst, I would love to see “Limp Bizkit of Love.”
Vince Neil, Sebastian Bach, Kip Winger and C.C. are all married. Jani Lane is not appealing enough to carry his own show…and this has got to be a big follow-up to Bret. I’d guess either Tommy or Kid Rock.
Wow - VH-1 is really becoming the “Whatever happened to the guys who banged Pam Anderson” channel.
kid rock, say what you will, has too much integrity, adn yes, ego, to do something like this. his image and his bravado would not allow him to set himself for this kind of ridicule.
i think it’s curious that theyre doing this casting call in williamsburg, not LA. that has to be a clue of some kind.
I heard Rock of Love is fake anyways. Half the girls have boyfriends and supposedly BM (hee!) has a wife and kids tucked away somewhere.
I love CC! He was so cute on The Surreal Life! He’s sober though- hopefully they wouldn’t subject a sober person to this kind of bloatfest.
It’s Gary Glitter, without a doubt.
This is SO going to be Navarro or Nikki Sixx.
If it’s Dave Navarro, I want him to put the contestants trough a reading of one of his blog entries, and reward the girl that doesn’t fall asleep.
If it’s Navarro, are we going to see the all-midget version of this show?
I doubt it would be Tommy Lee, and definitely not Nikki. Motley really hates Poison, so I’m sure they wouldn’t want their “fans” to think they copied anything Poison ever did. I would say Navarro because he’s almost at rock bottom and he’s been trying to get back on real(?) tv since RockStar got canned.
OK, it’s a long-shot, but: Keith Richards… in a wheelchair.
My vote is for Stephen Jenkins. Has anyone heard from him post Third Eye Blind after Charlize Theron dumped him?
I would love C.C. but how funny would someone like Marilyn Manson be?
I don’t want to vote cause I think you should have Bret Michaels back….Some of us such as ME would like a chance to show Bret what a real woman is, and I know that I would love a chance to do so. So you need to have Bret back and this time have it done right. Love ya Bret!!!
I think I should get my mom on that show. She dated him back in 1983, I think it would be great for them to see each other!
Huh…..Don’t get me wrong something about Bret but when I saw Poison in Iowa 2007 (before we knew the winner of Rock of Love 1) there was some much older “large” (as in round man) picking barely legal chicks from the crowd to go back stage so that was a huge clue something went awry….and they were mostly very bleached blondes…so Brett doesn’t need a show he needs to date someone more his age if he truly wants “love” and in his age range most guys generally look awful so he would have a huge base of “real” women to choose from……..How about Steve Perry’s rock of love although he would never go for it as he is very private about his personal life and he seems so considerate, shows integrity and respectful of others even when they don’t deserve it….it would be hard for him to eliminate anyone or have an area like this of his life filmed every second of the day………now give him a music studio you could film that all day long…….