Comments on: Britney Spears’ Return To Music-Related Limelight May Be Imminent

By: Adam Bernard

Adam Bernard — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:01:32 +0000

I hope the tape skips

By: Ned Raggett

Ned Raggett — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:48:44 +0000

@dickdogfood: It'll be the finest such incident since Otto was squashed in A Fish Called Wanda.

By: ohpasco

ohpasco — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:48:44 +0000

this calls for a poll on how much clothing she'll be wearing, as she seems to be cribbing from le petite gap. and whether or not this performance involves a pole.
regarding criss angel, the sock monkey fuck puppet, no one cares about him. and we well know she can use a mirror on her own, next to her smoking cigarette.
god, i'm so sad. i miss my old cultural signifiers.

By: Dickdogfood

Dickdogfood — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:21:05 +0000

So does this mean that Britney’s going to be run over by steamroller, screaming in fake agony?

By: Maura Johnston

Maura Johnston — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:36:22 +0000

@FionaScrapple: Well if you do, be sure to follow our liveblog. Ahem.

By: FionaScrapple

FionaScrapple — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:34:49 +0000

God help me, I may be compelled to watch!