Earlier today we reported on a rumor going around that Dipset rapper and dumb-catchphrase-popularizer Jim Jones may be signing to 50 Cent’s G-Unit empire. We can now tell you the whole truth:
50 Cent is most definitely not initiating Jim Jones into the fabulous world of G-Unit.
That was a tense two hours, huh?
Rumor Control: 50 Cent Is Not Signing Jim Jones To G-Unit [XXL]
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when I saw the headline on my RSS, I thought it was going to be about 50 drinking the kool-aid if he didn’t sell more than Kanye.
ah well.
I’m with DrJimmy11. I thought at first, thanks to the earlier post about the nightmarish audio of the Jonestown Massacre, that Fitty was sampling it on his new record. Which set up the following SAT analogy question in my mind:
Kanye West is to French Disco as 50 Cent is to:
a) Vitamin Water
b) Vintage Cults
c) Beefing
d) Mediocrity
Then my head exploded.