The Daily Mail has an almost-cameraphone-quality shot of Sting leaving a brothel in Germany following a show by the Police in Hamburg. The brothel, Relax, advertises itself as a strip club, and according to the German paper where this indiscretion was first reported, “”What he did inside is unclear. At the bar each night sit up to 40 ladies, fulfilling the wishes of the guests.” But that doesn’t mean that everyone can’t speculate, now, does it? Anyway, regardless of whether or not Sting got stung at the club, you’ve gotta feel sort of bad for the working girls who call Relax their home–after all, now that the Police man has been there, some sort of crisis/doomsday can’t be far behind.
Sting caught on camera outside one of Germany’s top brothels [The Daily Mail]
So what’s the going rate for an 8 hour tantic sex session?
i seem to recall reading a lot about how sting and trudie were swingers and cheat on each other outside of the swinging stuff on a pretty regular basis. i can only hope sex with sting is far more stimulating and exciting than any music he has ever imposed on the world.
Serious question:
Do we know whether “Roxanne” was at-least “inspired” by a prostitute Sting knew? Perhaps he was “checking in” on an “old friend”?
[Have I set the Idolator record for most number of "gratuitous" scare quotes in one comment?]
@DHMBIB: Given the short working careers of most working girls, I certainly HOPE not.
I hate to call people out on shit they can’t really change.. LIKE FUGNESS..
But I just don’t know how Sting could keep his eyes focused on trudie’s mug for more than a minute without losing an erection or blowing a nerve in the retina??
That siad, I’d definitely smah Sting!
Oh yeah, back in July, after the first of the two Police concerts at Wrigley Field in Chicago, Sting reportedly was seen “spending an hour” at the Admiral Theatre, which calls itself the “Best All-Nude Club in Chicago.”
Maybe he lets go of that show adrenaline with a couple lap dances after the gig…
This would only be surprising to people who hadn’t heard the Police classic “Don’t Stand So Close to Me (Because I’m Getting Blown by a German Whore).”
Prime example of an “open marriage” … and prolly open sores too.
Badda Bing Badda Bing.
Hmm, if they are in an open marriage, then he isn’t actually cheating - they’ve worked out some sort of agreement, and frankly it cheers me that she might be getting a little something on the side too- not just putting up with his shite. Actually I can’t imagine that Sting has the upper hand in that relationship at all - Trudy seems capable of contorting her yogic body into all sorts of scary/violent postures (violence being the very soul of yoga, as we all know) and, if need be, getting all downward dog on his ass. And I am not talkin’ tantrically.