“SATURDAY night rolls around, and you realize your mom threw out your favorite Cannibal Corpse T-shirt.” Unfortunately, the story later loses points for saying that “Incubus” is an SAT-grade word, although maybe we’re just not up on current trends in literacy. [NYT]
September 17th, 2007 // 1 Comment
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What the fuck. That whole article feels beamed in from some weird universe. “Bug out?!”
Fucking Hardy Boys all over.