As I was walking around last night, smellin’ stuff, something about Diddy’s assertion that, as a man, he “knows how a woman should smell” started to bother me. It wasn’t Diddy’s offhand, predictable sexism. It was the feeling that he had a very specific odor in mind–not just a manufactured scent, but something primal. But what? It nagged at me all night. And, well, you know there’s only one way to figure this out:
Earlier: A True Gentleman
I don’t know about smell, but I do know his idea of a perfume print ad should look like harassment.
i would have gone with “white man’s asshole”
You forgot to add “Toothpick”.
The correct answer, the ONLY answer: like Diddy.
Piddy looks like “Bubba” from “Forest Gump” & I know the name of anyone who buys this hack’s perfume/cologne: shmuck.
@K122N:
You totally beat me to the punch. I was going to say something along the lines of “cute white boys”.
@gunshy007: his ‘irresistible’ fragrance is one of the best selling in 2007 if I remember correctly…who’s the shmuck?
Diddy, like Britney or even the Olsen twins, is just another name for product placement. These people have no artistic integrity (none are true artists anyway) & therefore the peeps who queue up to purchase their latest “best selling” crap are shmucks.
Desperation.
This chick is really crazy. I think she’s cool enough