The Worst Album Cover Of The Year Race Starts Banging On A Big Thing

October 2nd, 2007 // 9 Comments

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Well, at least the world knows that whoever gave Britney Spears the blessing-over-her-boobs treatment has found a new place to ply his wares. But really, whoever styled this shot should be fired–that shoe in the middle in particular looks more suited to a red tag sale at Nordstrom Rack than to any red carpet I’ve ever seen a picture of.

Red Carpet Massacre [Amazon]


  1. janine

    Quentin Tarantino wouldn’t agree (mmmm, feet).

  2. the rich girls are weeping

    Oh, now. This is so Duran Duran it’s like quadruple meta Duran Duran. I kind of like it!

  3. Jupiter8

    I kind of like it, even though it’s a big Roxy Music ripoff.

  4. Chris Molanphy

    @therichgirlsareweeping: I like it too. *(ducks)*

  5. Twilly

    Fashion roadkill!

  6. brasstax

    I love that it’s titled Duran Duran’s Red Carpet Massacre instead of just simply the album title by itself. Looks like a cheap pulp film.

  7. JohnnyLIT80s

    I know I’m prejudiced being Lost in the ’80s and all, but how can something that uses actual graphic design and decent photography in this age of postage-stamp sized cover art in the bottom left corner of an .mp3 application be called the “worst” anything?

  8. Dick Laurent is dead.

    Better shoes and models would have helped, but minor quibbling aside I like it.

    Duran Duran + sleaze and couture = a good thing.
    Right?

  9. Anonymous

    They didn’t even fuckin’ try. Sad. Phoned-in.

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