The Worst Album Cover Of The Year Race Starts Banging On A Big Thing

Well, at least the world knows that whoever gave Britney Spears the blessing-over-her-boobs treatment has found a new place to ply his wares. But really, whoever styled this shot should be fired–that shoe in the middle in particular looks more suited to a red tag sale at Nordstrom Rack than to any red carpet I’ve ever seen a picture of.
Red Carpet Massacre [Amazon]
Duran Duran announced they canceled their ‘All You Need is You ...
Duran Duran: "We are coming to Tel-Aviv" | Tel Aviv Fever
Enduring Duran
(From left) Simon le Bon, John Taylor, Roger Taylor and Nick Rhodes negotiate a new path in pop. ONE of the side effects of fame is that it freezes the public's perception of you: years, even decades, can pass but people still remember a younger, thinner ...
'Glee's Darren Criss, Matt Bomer to Duet on Duran Duran Mash-Up
"We are family, I got all my [brothers] with me, We are family, Get up everybody and sing." I figure this is the most fitting tune for what's about to happen on Glee: a duet among family, or brothers to be exact. As TVLine reports, "A show source says the ...
Quentin Tarantino wouldn’t agree (mmmm, feet).
Oh, now. This is so Duran Duran it’s like quadruple meta Duran Duran. I kind of like it!
I kind of like it, even though it’s a big Roxy Music ripoff.
@therichgirlsareweeping: I like it too. *(ducks)*
Fashion roadkill!
I love that it’s titled Duran Duran’s Red Carpet Massacre instead of just simply the album title by itself. Looks like a cheap pulp film.
I know I’m prejudiced being Lost in the ’80s and all, but how can something that uses actual graphic design and decent photography in this age of postage-stamp sized cover art in the bottom left corner of an .mp3 application be called the “worst” anything?
Better shoes and models would have helped, but minor quibbling aside I like it.
Duran Duran + sleaze and couture = a good thing.
Right?
They didn’t even fuckin’ try. Sad. Phoned-in.