The Worst Album Cover Of The Year Race Starts Banging On A Big Thing

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Well, at least the world knows that whoever gave Britney Spears the blessing-over-her-boobs treatment has found a new place to ply his wares. But really, whoever styled this shot should be fired–that shoe in the middle in particular looks more suited to a red tag sale at Nordstrom Rack than to any red carpet I’ve ever seen a picture of.

Red Carpet Massacre [Amazon]

 
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  1. janine  |   Posted on Oct 2nd, 2007

    Quentin Tarantino wouldn’t agree (mmmm, feet).

  2. the rich girls are weeping  |   Posted on Oct 2nd, 2007

    Oh, now. This is so Duran Duran it’s like quadruple meta Duran Duran. I kind of like it!

  3. Jupiter8  |   Posted on Oct 2nd, 2007

    I kind of like it, even though it’s a big Roxy Music ripoff.

  4. Chris Molanphy  |   Posted on Oct 2nd, 2007

    @therichgirlsareweeping: I like it too. *(ducks)*

  5. Twilly  |   Posted on Oct 2nd, 2007

    Fashion roadkill!

  6. brasstax  |   Posted on Oct 2nd, 2007

    I love that it’s titled Duran Duran’s Red Carpet Massacre instead of just simply the album title by itself. Looks like a cheap pulp film.

  7. JohnnyLIT80s  |   Posted on Oct 2nd, 2007

    I know I’m prejudiced being Lost in the ’80s and all, but how can something that uses actual graphic design and decent photography in this age of postage-stamp sized cover art in the bottom left corner of an .mp3 application be called the “worst” anything?

  8. Dick Laurent is dead.  |   Posted on Oct 2nd, 2007

    Better shoes and models would have helped, but minor quibbling aside I like it.

    Duran Duran + sleaze and couture = a good thing.
    Right?

  9. Anonymous  |   Posted on Oct 3rd, 2007

    They didn’t even fuckin’ try. Sad. Phoned-in.

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