There’s very little about this AP story that isn’t funny, intentionally or otherwise, from the pokerfaced headline to the lengths that the AP will go to add a little color to an otherwise two-paragraph lawsuit update to the fact that I’m imagining this all as a scene from Picket Fences. But mostly I’m posting it because I seriously think that might be one of the greatest AP file photos in history, which I have to believe was 95% of why this was published: “Stoned man enjoys oversized novelty steak.” That, and it can’t be all rubbernecking for “Gimme More” and RIAA scumbag reports, I guess.
Judge Realizes Case Involves Snoop Dogg [AP]
[Photo: AP]
mmmm… steak.
Who got beef?
The picture actually is relevent to the story, because the lawsuit concerns the 2000 album [i]Tha Last Meal[/i], which was named after that steak. Snoop finished it in 2002, and hasn’t eaten anything else since.
That steak. I want it.