Geri “Ginger Spice” Halliwell made an excessively perky appearance on the morning show GMTV today, during which she gushed about chatting on the phone with Emma Bunton, the fact that she, like me, is a fake redhead, and how the reunion has been so totally amazing because all the Spice Girls bond over being mothers, because apparently “Girl Power” is now “the power to sing the chorus of ‘Stop’ at your children when they stick their hands in the cookie jar without asking.” Two disturbing revelations, too: one, the new Spice Girls single–out next month–is going to be a big ballad (noooo), and two, the reason that one should buy tickets to the upcoming Spice Girls show is the fact that they are fairly priced. Is that code for “please come see us, because we’re about to miss a payment on the Union Jacked double-decker bus?” Uh oh.

Geri Halliwell BREAKS NEWS on new Spice Girls Single “GMTV” [YouTube]