Today’s Snoop coverage continues with what was either the most awkward or extremely stoned meal in history, as Snoop Dogg and the Beckhams broke bread together last night, perhaps pleasantly munching on massive steaks. Later that evening, when perplexed gossip bloggers asked Snoop if he had any affinities with Britney Spears, he was quick with the real talk: “Hell naw, I ain’t feelin’ nothing like her! I’m keeping my hair and my kids!” [TMZ]