Hannah Montana Kills Children!

058429_beauty.gifAt least if her official boots (as opposed to these charming ballet flats) have anything to say about it.

Their guitar-shaped zipper pulls can get caught on each other, causing the wearer to trip and fall. “Hannah Montana” is engraved on the jeweled black boots, which can be returned to the place of purchase for a refund.

Fall…or fall into oncoming traffic/open manhole/the arms of a child predator? Looks like Ms. Cyrus is taking the Krusty the Clown approach to licensing. Hey, maybe they should have people wear them during the next “high heel derby” for Hannah Montana tickets. Lets see some ripped-up knees and blood!

Payless Issues Recall Of Girls’ Boots [Kansas City Star]

 
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