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Super Tuesday is now all but forgotten thanks to Radiohead and annoying BitTorrent nerds–and some fires and military movements in foreign countries and stuff–but 50 is still going begging for people he can beef with! Since he’s got a book dropping shortly, he’s even found a fellow musican-turned-author he can measure his penis copies shipped against.
“With me, everything’s a competition, so I bet you the end of next week, I’ll be moving more copies than him,” Fitty said over dinner at Philippe. “This is the same competition – this is Kanye West and 50 Cent all over again!”
And the author to which he was referring? Lance Bass. Who had the following to say about the differences between their projects:
“I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have any relationships with guys in that book.”
Emphasis mine. But you know everyone was thinking it.
Rival Authors 50 Cent And Lance Bass: It’s On! [NY Daily News]
this is one of the funniest posts you folks have put up in a while. hooray for this post!
Fiddy better watch his ass unless he’s ready to become the late-era Mike Tyson of competitive record-selling.
“McCain can suck my dick, mang — the hood all know that Fiddy make the best breakfast burrito up in this mufucka, foreal.”