Jordin Sparks Asks For A Tissue As She Enters The Worst Album Cover Of The Year Race

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This has to be a mistake, right–why would any executive out there want to try and sell a record to people by using a photo that looks as if it was swiped from a paparazzo who lucked out and caught an Idol winner sneezing while standing in front of a scrachiti’d-up window on the 6 train? Of course, given its abject crappiness, watch it come out that this cover set Sparks’ label back $60,000, too.

Jordin Sparks [album cover] [whatz-new]

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6 Responses to “Jordin Sparks Asks For A Tissue As She Enters The Worst Album Cover Of The Year Race”

  1. by Julio Allison at 5:36 am

    I they charged per liter of airbrush paint, the invoice should indicate upwards of 70.

  2. by Chris Molanphy at 6:22 am

    This Is Her Naa-CHOO!!

  3. by loudersoft at 6:26 am

    its just like the 1980’s, the era that inspired this god awful cover. they took a giant sheet of metal and chopped out huge lines of cocaine with monster razor blades. after everyone tooted up half a key, they put the sheet behind her and started snapping pictures.

    that would explain the $60,000

  4. by Laurrel at 7:29 am

    I predict oil paint portraits will rise again in popularity when, for financial reasons, labels will begin using them for all pop diva album covers.

  5. by G3K at 10:25 am

    I’m sure that vacant look is about as sexy as her handlers will let her get.

  6. by Trackback at 12:36 pm

    American Idol 6 winner Jordin Sparks’ self-titled debut album is in stores today. It includes the terribly awful ballad “This Is My Now” that won the show’s first songwriting contest, and 12 other songs.

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