November 5th, 2007 // 6 Comments

braveeeeee.jpgI’d say that the $70 wooden flash drive version of Jennifer Lopez’s Brave was a last-ditch effort on the part of Epic to make back all that money it spent on the sparkle-pony album cover, but if you look closely, you’ll see that there are diamonds embedded inside the African mahogany encasing the USB stick. Never let it be said that La Lopez will eventually stop putting the “ass” in “classy”! [Luxist via The Boy Genius Report]


  1. Vitamin B12

    What are people supposed to do with these USB sticks? I do not get it. At all.

  2. Vitamin B12

    @Vitamin B12: Besides “put them in their USB ports.”

  3. noamjamski

    @Vitamin B12: It is a weird misguided attempt by record labels to merge the worst parts of owning physical product, with the worst parts of the brave new digital frontier.

    Exciting times, indeed.

  4. Chris Molanphy

    Maybe, back in ’99, Zomba should’ve released a special commemorative edition of the Backstreet Boys’ Millennium on a ZIP disk.

  5. amandacobra

    will someone bring me my cuecat? i need to scan this barcode to find out more information about this product or service. thanks.

  6. KinetiQ

    Now to go for the ultimate authentic experience, I hope those are African blood diamonds as well. Synthetic diamonds are just tack-ay.

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