Diddy announced the winner of his YouTube personal assistant contest yesterday on Oprah: Lawyer Heather “Spelmansweetie” Thompson, whose slightly wooden audition video big-ups her time in the Peace Corps and her subscriptions to New York and The Economist. Those qualities will probably not be considered in Diddy’s next assistant search, which will take place through the tried and true “VH1 reality show” method. [YouTube via Whudat / Photo: AP]