Or would if he could, judging by the meta-Internerd japes of “Online,” the song that made us to fall for the hunky social networker in the first place. This is also a handy way of reminding y’all to come back tonight at 8 p.m. EST, when Maura will be live-blogging the Country Music Awards. Where Mr. Paisley will be performing “Online.” With a full marching band! Which will almost make up for the Eagles performance.

Brad Paisley – “Online” [Daily Motion]