Blake Lewis Breaks Anotha Copy Of Photoshop As He Enters The Worst Album Cover Of The Year Race
Above, more proof that Blake Lewis hasn’t really learned a lot about the art of subtlety since his days of adding beatboxing to every single song he performed on American Idol. Two shots of his face in that patented school-photo “full-on-slash-profile” style! A headphone jack that looks like it’s about to turn on him and wring his neck! Shooting stars that look like they were painted on at the last minute! I do have to give him props for including a few 45 adapters in the galaxy behind him, but still… am I unaware of the agreement that American Idol contestants are contractually obligated to have terrible covers for their first post-show albums?
Audio Day Dream [Amazon]
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I seriously doubt he has any say at all over what his album cover looks like.
This contest should have a subcategory for Best Trapper Keeper-inspired album cover.
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.
I didn’t realise the future was going to be so…tacky.
Squinting, I had hoped it was Val Kilmer’s autobiography.
ok ready Blake?
You’re Not BT.
Do something else.
Ok as being an already accredited member of the Pink Mafia, I’ll say it…
That cover? Your album is called “Audio Daydream”?
Blake that’s just too gay.
Blake Lewis, visiting us from K-Pax.
I didn’t know he was in Angels & Airwaves.
Wow, it really brings to mind those double-exposure-eque 70s school photos with your profile in the background. Throwbackalicious. His mommy must love it.
I especially love how the light appears to be pushing his hair up.
@GovernmentNames: Hah!
@Rilo-Andy: I think that album cover just took gay to entirely new levels.
@Moimeme: I had pictures taken that way one year in grade school, probably because it was the cool thing to do in the early ’80s.
Too bad the name of his album isn’t “White Lion”, because really, that’s all I can picture him as with that background.
This thing is fucking hilarious.
Anyone else notice the headphone plug is mono?
That’s a bad one for the ages, not just this year.