Country music is not known for odes to burying your face in a big pile of illegal stimulants. Hence, the following blind item piqued our interest: “At a CMA after party, this award winning group had a drinking contest. Kind of boring huh? Maybe this fact will change your mind. When they were playing quarters, if someone got the quarter in the glass, the other members of the group had to do a line of coke. Kind of surprising considering they aren’t the slimmest bunch of people.” Since when did country stars start having their after parties at MisShapes? So who’s been hiding ten gallons of blow under their hat?
Taking “group” to mean “more than two people” here. Because Montgomery Gentry are clearly hopped up on something.
Today’s Blind Items [Crazy Days And Nights]
Jesus Christ. If coke can get to the salt of the earth, and maybe even become the salt of the earth, then that truly is one evil drug.
I voted Rascal Flatts before I even saw the weight comment.
Give er’ more treble, Jethro!
Uh… weren’t the Eagles there?
@natepatrin: wow this is the biggest oversite in idolator blind item poll history.
though to be fair, we took “award winning” to mean “cma award winning.”
If you think that country music and coke snorting are mutually exclusive, you kids don’t know shit about Nashville…
@natepatrin: Didn’t they already do all the cocaine?
Of course, this could give “Sugarland” a whole new meaning.
where’s Big & Rich?
@Clevertrousers: Good point. I didn’t even think about that.
@Butch Huskey: That was my first thought.
Rascal Flatts by a nose,