It’s the slowest news day ever, so here’s a maybe-true spoiler for The Next Great American Band! If it’s true, the producers sure are going the “shock elimination to goose ratings in a big way” route early. And yes, Dot Dot Dot will be ruining a Lieber and Stoller song on the telly tomorrow night. I’m rooting for “Is That All There Is?,” myself. [Vote For The Worst]