The Latest In Phony Sex Tapes: Production Values! Pete Wentz! That “Hell’s Kitchen” Chick!

77878175.jpgThe rumor that there was a sex tape featuring Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz must have thrilled that cougar-mom who was waiting in line at Sam Ash a few weeks ago, but sadly for her, it isn’t real. Which is to say that the footage does really feature him, but he’s in “character,” acting alongside Bonnie Muirhead, a.k.a. Bonnie from Hell’s Kitchen, in a scene from his pal’s film Goodnight Moon. What does it say about my blase attitude toward these OMG SEX TAPES that my first thought upon reading about this wasn’t “how stupid can people be to think that a sex tape with a soundtrack and multiple camera angles is real??”, but “Aw, man, Julia was robbed“? Anyway, the offending scene is after the jump, so as not to get the few of you who are actually at work today fired.

Journal: Nov. 21, 2007 [falloutboyrock.com]
The Pete Wentz Sex Tape [YouTube]
[Photo: Getty Images]

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7 Responses to “The Latest In Phony Sex Tapes: Production Values! Pete Wentz! That “Hell’s Kitchen” Chick!”

  1. by porterlicious at 8:46 am

    These guys came into the restaurant I work at last week. Nobody cared.

  2. by Al Shipley at 10:12 am

    Oh “wank mining” tag, how I’ve missed you.

  3. by Ned Raggett at 11:10 am

    One blurry tattoo still too many.

  4. by Nicolars at 11:16 am

    Now I have another reason to hate Bonnie.

  5. by Mike Barthel at 7:25 am

    Ironically for a film called Goodnight Moon, there’s not a bare butt to be seen.

  6. by at 10:04 am

    No one really has sex with a blanket covering the action anyway…a dead giveaway that it was made for TV or R rating …

  7. by AnastasiaBeaverhousen at 1:46 am

    The first sentence of this post made me laugh really loud…and I’m in a really small quiet office. I’m embarassed now… but it was worth it.

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