Missouri Stadiums Will Have No More Of This Rap Music

dawg.jpgWe love our readers, especially when they send us links to stories featuring a “clueless old white guy mocking a simple request by a pro football player to hear some more current songs at the stadium…I’ll copy and paste below in case the St. Louis Post-Dispatch hires an editor before you click the link.” Hey, looks like the Post-Dispatch declined to do so.

Rams running back Steven Jackson pointed out this glaring deficiency to reporters after Sunday’s loss [to the Seahawks]. Jackson asked the scribes to petition the stadium-operation types to play more lively music.

Of course, that’s what is missing–hip-hop!

How can the Rams expect to turn things around without a change in music application? What are these stadium people thinking, not playing more hip-hop with a predominantly middle-aged audience in the stands? How can these Souljas Boys be expected to perform when the commercial interludes aren’t jumping, yo?

The road to the Super Bowl starts with a clef, a five-line staff, and a bleeped-out rhyme.

Wow, between that, the mocking/ironic use of the word “dawg” in the headline, and calling Akon “Akron,” looks like it’s Dan O’Neill for the cornball win today.

Lil Hip-Hop Would Be Music To Jax’s Ears, Dawg [Post-Dispatch; HT: Josh Katz]

 
NCAA 2010 Custom Stadium Sounds - Missouri Tigers
UCM - Central Missouri Stadium (Walton Stadium)
Panoramio - Photo of Busch Stadium - St. Louis, MO
Mizzou to play UCF on Sept. 29
According to the University of Central Florida - which recently announced its 2012 schedule on its website - the Knights will host Missouri on Sept. 29 at Bright House Networks Stadium in Orlando. Missouri must now schedule two more non ...
Baylor University has 5 stadium builders working on cost proposals for new football stadium
Baylor athletic director Ian McCaw tells the Waco Tribune-Herald (http://bit.ly/y3Vyge) that the Kansas City, Mo.-based Populous architectural firm has the five working to come up with more precise cost proposals for the stadium. The stadium ...



 
  1. twinnstar  |   Posted on Nov 27th, 2007

    yeah! i love me some arcade fire hip-hop!

  2. Anonymous  |   Posted on Nov 27th, 2007

    “lil”

  3. Anonymous  |   Posted on Nov 27th, 2007

    also lol @ the copy editor who decided that it’s proper style to capitalize “dawg”.

  4. walkmasterflex  |   Posted on Nov 27th, 2007

    he forgot to include the point about rap music making all the white owners feel really uncomfortable at their stadiums

  5. heyzeus  |   Posted on Nov 27th, 2007

    I love that band, Arcade. They are the most.

  6. Lax Danja House  |   Posted on Nov 27th, 2007

    Man, what a tool.

  7. El Zilcho!  |   Posted on Nov 28th, 2007

    I’ll tell you, American Hi-Fi is one of the most hardcore rap crews out there.

  8. Anonymous  |   Posted on Nov 27th, 2007

    I think Arcade is supposed to be a rapper. I’m sure Arcade is very miscegenated.

  9. mike a  |   Posted on Nov 28th, 2007

    It’s no big deal. They play rap during Cards games sometimes.

    The columnist, however, is doing a great impression of the Noah’s Arcade owner from Wayne’s World.

  10. Mick Kraut  |   Posted on Nov 28th, 2007

    Yeah, cause all that ails the Rams is the lack of an appropriate soundtrack…

    You cant go to a Steelers game without getting bombarded with Bon Jovi, AC/DC, OZZY and Donnie Iris on the PA system…the lack of hip-hop hasnt held them back…

  11. Anonymous  |   Posted on Nov 28th, 2007

    @Mick Kraut: Does that mean if they played Donnie Iris for the Pirates they’d win?

  12. Mick Kraut  |   Posted on Nov 28th, 2007

    Sadly no, King Cool cant even rescue the Buccos…

  13. MameDennis  |   Posted on Nov 29th, 2007

    @jordan_s:
    Of course, the NYT would have to style it “Mr. Dawg”…

Leave a Reply

Sign In Login