Because it would go a long way toward helping us figure out the subject of this blind item from today’s New York Daily News:
Which female singer – who has had the same unlikely nose job as her brother – has a metal brace up her schnoz to keep it from collapsing? The device was noticed by a stylist who had bent down to lace her boots.
Now, the words “singer,” “nose job,” and “brother” automatically conjure up the name “Janet Jackson,” but is there any universe in which rhinoplasty within that particular family is “unlikely”? Really now.
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