Because it would go a long way toward helping us figure out the subject of this blind item from today’s New York Daily News:
Which female singer - who has had the same unlikely nose job as her brother - has a metal brace up her schnoz to keep it from collapsing? The device was noticed by a stylist who had bent down to lace her boots.
Now, the words “singer,” “nose job,” and “brother” automatically conjure up the name “Janet Jackson,” but is there any universe in which rhinoplasty within that particular family is “unlikely”? Really now.
New York Minute [NYDN]
Ashley Tisdale (of High School Musical, now aspiring pop starlet/slutbag) just got a nose job. Don’t ask me how I know that*. But she doesn’t have a brother, just an older sister. Don’t ask me how I know that either**.
* Jezebel
** Wikipedia
It’s possible that “unlikely” only refers to “nose,” not the full
“nose job” (i.e. unlikely that it still has enough structural integrity
to exist), but I’m pretty sure it’s just an inundated word choice.
“Can Someone Explain To Us What An ‘Unlikely Nose Job’ Is?”
A band name waiting to happen?
“Unlikely nose job?” What, she was walking down the road, a UFO beamed her up, and instead of the usual anal probe these little bug-eyed twerps did rhinoplasty?
what a shame you don’t even mention matmos here.
i automatically thought… latoya.
@spazandmojo: I would agree with Latoya on this one. A) That blind item is too blatant to be about someone with the actual resources to sue, and B) Anyone who’s seen Latoya in recent years can tell that she wasn’t able find the same level of quality in her cosmetic surgeons.
No idea, but I love the idea of running a Matmos cover for any Jackson-related story. I, for one, would much rather hear an electro-geek concept album based audio of on Michael Jackson’s various treatments than any Jackson album post-Off the Wall.