
Why is Lil Kim dressed like she’s off to hunt yeti with Conan? Why is she sitting spread eagle on an upturned televsion set? Why did the contest have to close so soon? Why does Ms. G.O.A.T. sound like the title for an unfilmed TV pilot about an early ’80s female detective? Why is life full of unanswered questions such as these?
Lil Kim’s Ms. G.O.A.T. Cover [Nah Right]

















Stay classy Lil’ Kim.
I suppose she could have still been drunk at the time this photo shoot took place?
The jarring font used for “Ms. G.O.A.T.” is the most offensive part. Besides the actual moniker it spells out, of course.
This is a cover for her mixtape. Have you seen mixtape covers recently? They’re notorious for their irritable font choices and uber-gangsta/ slutacious facial expressions.
@rhythmchyc: Most mixtape covers don’t have coochie-tickling script flourishes, though.
That’s obviously a real doll. With pussy control.
Can LL Cool J threaten to sue her from taking his self-appointed nickname (that he doesn’t deserve)?
Re: “Conan,” we’re talking about the Barbarian, not the O’Brien, right?
@dennisobell: and/or.
I’m glad she at least has her dark her back. It goes a long way into making her look slightly human again.
My shins get cold all the damn time.
For the uninitiated, can some explain what G.O.A.T. stands for?
@JZ13: Greatest of All Time. Confusion is acceptable, as it is clearly a misnomer here.