Lil Kim Is Fur-ious That She Missed Our Worst Album Cover Of The Year Contest

December 5th, 2007 // 12 Comments

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Why is Lil Kim dressed like she’s off to hunt yeti with Conan? Why is she sitting spread eagle on an upturned televsion set? Why did the contest have to close so soon? Why does Ms. G.O.A.T. sound like the title for an unfilmed TV pilot about an early ’80s female detective? Why is life full of unanswered questions such as these?

Lil Kim’s Ms. G.O.A.T. Cover [Nah Right]

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  1. Anonymous

    Stay classy Lil’ Kim.

    I suppose she could have still been drunk at the time this photo shoot took place?

  2. BeRightBack

    The jarring font used for “Ms. G.O.A.T.” is the most offensive part. Besides the actual moniker it spells out, of course.

  3. Anonymous

    This is a cover for her mixtape. Have you seen mixtape covers recently? They’re notorious for their irritable font choices and uber-gangsta/ slutacious facial expressions.

  4. Maura Johnston

    @rhythmchyc: Most mixtape covers don’t have coochie-tickling script flourishes, though.

  5. Tenno

    That’s obviously a real doll. With pussy control.

  6. rad_matter

    Can LL Cool J threaten to sue her from taking his self-appointed nickname (that he doesn’t deserve)?

  7. Chris Molanphy

    Re: “Conan,” we’re talking about the Barbarian, not the O’Brien, right?

  8. Jess Harvell

    @dennisobell: and/or.

  9. narymary

    I’m glad she at least has her dark her back. It goes a long way into making her look slightly human again.

  10. TheMojoPin

    My shins get cold all the damn time.

  11. Anonymous

    For the uninitiated, can some explain what G.O.A.T. stands for?

  12. Anonymous

    @JZ13: Greatest of All Time. Confusion is acceptable, as it is clearly a misnomer here.

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