Lil Kim Is Fur-ious That She Missed Our Worst Album Cover Of The Year Contest

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Why is Lil Kim dressed like she’s off to hunt yeti with Conan? Why is she sitting spread eagle on an upturned televsion set? Why did the contest have to close so soon? Why does Ms. G.O.A.T. sound like the title for an unfilmed TV pilot about an early ’80s female detective? Why is life full of unanswered questions such as these?

Lil Kim’s Ms. G.O.A.T. Cover [Nah Right]

 
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  1. Anonymous  |   Posted on Dec 5th, 2007

    Stay classy Lil’ Kim.

    I suppose she could have still been drunk at the time this photo shoot took place?

  2. BeRightBack  |   Posted on Dec 5th, 2007

    The jarring font used for “Ms. G.O.A.T.” is the most offensive part. Besides the actual moniker it spells out, of course.

  3. Anonymous  |   Posted on Dec 5th, 2007

    This is a cover for her mixtape. Have you seen mixtape covers recently? They’re notorious for their irritable font choices and uber-gangsta/ slutacious facial expressions.

  4. Maura Johnston  |   Posted on Dec 5th, 2007

    @rhythmchyc: Most mixtape covers don’t have coochie-tickling script flourishes, though.

  5. Tenno  |   Posted on Dec 5th, 2007

    That’s obviously a real doll. With pussy control.

  6. rad_matter  |   Posted on Dec 5th, 2007

    Can LL Cool J threaten to sue her from taking his self-appointed nickname (that he doesn’t deserve)?

  7. Chris Molanphy  |   Posted on Dec 5th, 2007

    Re: “Conan,” we’re talking about the Barbarian, not the O’Brien, right?

  8. Jess Harvell  |   Posted on Dec 5th, 2007

    @dennisobell: and/or.

  9. narymary  |   Posted on Dec 5th, 2007

    I’m glad she at least has her dark her back. It goes a long way into making her look slightly human again.

  10. TheMojoPin  |   Posted on Dec 5th, 2007

    My shins get cold all the damn time.

  11. Anonymous  |   Posted on Dec 5th, 2007

    For the uninitiated, can some explain what G.O.A.T. stands for?

  12. Anonymous  |   Posted on Dec 5th, 2007

    @JZ13: Greatest of All Time. Confusion is acceptable, as it is clearly a misnomer here.

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