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Yes, those are Norah Jones-branded booty shorts complete with dangling ass cheeks, only $16 and part of the Post’s rundown of the hottest music-related junk to waste your gift money on this holiday season. (You can also get Sean Kingston panties, but sadly they don’t say “You’ll Have Me Suicidal” across the butt. The Bon Jovi thong does say “Slippery When Wet,” however, because that’s how we do in Jersey.) We’re already wearing a pair of Ashlee Simpson’s “fingerless gloves with the anarchy ‘A’ symbol,” but we know a few more things we’ll be picking up thanks to the witty urgings of the Post’s Billy Heller, who should really be moonlighting as an advertising copywriter. Fer instance:
Hopefully, Dave Matthews wasn’t thinking about his 1996 double-platinum album “Crash,” when he decided to sell die-cast DMB NASCAR models for $64.99.
Or maybe:
Drive into a swimming pool with the Keith Moon drumsticks from thewho.com
Wow, Bill. Just…wow.
Musically Gifted [NY Post]
I’d be scornful about this, but my brain is distracted by…. something.
I’m not trying to hate or anything, but that is unattractive butt.
It’s almost non-existent. Maybe it’s square or something.
@Miss Guided: “but that is an unattractive butt.”
Flat as a pancake. That ain’t ass; that’s a shame.
And in the front it is:”Don’t know why I didn’t come…I must be tired”