Janet Jackson’s Penchant For Unfortunate Metaphors Has Us Reaching For The Midol Will We See <em>Chinese Democracy</em> Before The Next Nelly Record?

norelco.jpgComment Of The Day: “Not to quibble, but Helalyn Flowers are Norelco-Goth and they’re clearly eating an electric razor.” Someone please turn this into a real genre immediately. [Camp Tiger Claw]

 
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  1. Ned Raggett  |   Posted on Dec 12th, 2007

    There’s even a perfect source song thanks to Gene Loves Jezebel:

    She’ll be Sleeping, no doubt
    She’ll be Tired, tired out

    Won’t you speak for yourself
    Will you never be heard

    Do your friends & neighbours regard you as a threat I’ll just consume be silent and die

    I’m just shaving my neck for maximum effect

    Please release me, ah’ Iet me go
    Oh, please release me, ah’ let me go,

    I Don’t love love you, anymore

    There’s no love

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  2. extracrispy  |   Posted on Dec 12th, 2007

    I have to admit I chuckled when I read that comment. Nice work, Camp Tiger Claw.

    Reply

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