Today’s “Jesus (And/Or C.C. DeVille) Wept” Photo Of The Day

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I can’t decide if this is heightening my egg nog-fueled good mood or hindering it. Hinder. Geddit? Goddamn you, VH1.

HT: Nicolars

 
Bret Michaels showing his poison tattoo and the tattoo on his hand.
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  1. Maura Johnston  |   Posted on Dec 20th, 2007

    Well, at least there’s one rock star out there who’s still practicing the art of the well-placed sock.

  2. Wait. Where’s the bandanna?

    Maybe that’s what’s in his pants.

  3. Jeff Reguilon  |   Posted on Dec 20th, 2007

    Is that Fergie?

  4. Anonymous  |   Posted on Dec 20th, 2007

    It’s 2007. Who needs socks anymore when you have Photoshop?

  5. Nicolars  |   Posted on Dec 21st, 2007

    @Jeff Reguilon: So that’s who he reminds me of in that picture. They usually say that men who have a lot of work done on their face end up looking like old lesbians, but Bret looks like an old stripper. Or Fergie.

  6. The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]  |   Posted on Dec 20th, 2007

    His weave is about as good as Britney’s.

  7. gotshoo  |   Posted on Dec 21st, 2007

    Put some boobs on Brett and he’d look like a hot blonde.

  8. Herman Menderchuk  |   Posted on Dec 21st, 2007

    Unskinny Fop.

  9. AquaLung  |   Posted on Dec 20th, 2007

    It’s like getting visited by the Ghost of Christmas Suck.

  10. Ned Raggett  |   Posted on Dec 21st, 2007

    @gotshoo: You’re a sick person.

  11. FionaScrapple  |   Posted on Dec 21st, 2007

    Vince Neil looks great!

  12. Cam/ron  |   Posted on Dec 20th, 2007

    I assume that those ladies were mere infants when the Rock Star was popular.

  13. J DTZR  |   Posted on Dec 20th, 2007

    Nice wig, Bert (not a typo)

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