Idolator

Well, at least there's one rock star out there who's still practicing the art of the well-placed sock.

Wait. Where's the bandanna?

Maybe that's what's in his pants.

I assume that those ladies were mere infants when the Rock Star was popular.

Nice wig, Bert (not a typo)

Is that Fergie?

It's 2007. Who needs socks anymore when you have Photoshop?

His weave is about as good as Britney's.

It's like getting visited by the Ghost of Christmas Suck.

@Jeff Reguilon: So that's who he reminds me of in that picture. They usually say that men who have a lot of work done on their face end up looking like old lesbians, but Bret looks like an old stripper. Or Fergie.

Put some boobs on Brett and he'd look like a hot blonde.

Unskinny Fop.

@gotshoo: You're a sick person.

Vince Neil looks great!