megadeth.jpgIn addition to “wuss,” “coffee magnate,” “text-message-ignorer,” and “possible third-place finisher in our Worst Album Cover Of The Year tournament,” Dave Mustaine can now put “petri dish for disease” on his resume: “Mustaine says he went to see a health practitioner who did an analysis of his body. She told him he found 51 parasites in his body, many of which were varieties of worms.” Good morning! [Blabbermouth]

 

  • Dickdogfood

    The irony, of course, is that Dave Mustaine is himself a parasite--ON SOCIETY! LOL!

  • Recury

    "Mustaine says he has fans cough into their hands and then shake his, or they give him hugs."


    Yeah, that's what it is.

  • Anonymous

    Thanks! I happened to be eating breakfast when I read that.

  • Richaod

    Ah, Dave... what a legend. Don't forget that he made a guest appearance on Duck Dodgers too: [www.youtube.com]


    So yeah, it's the fans who are the parasites. Did I just insult myself?

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