megadeth.jpgIn addition to “wuss,” “coffee magnate,” “text-message-ignorer,” and “possible third-place finisher in our Worst Album Cover Of The Year tournament,” Dave Mustaine can now put “petri dish for disease” on his resume: “Mustaine says he went to see a health practitioner who did an analysis of his body. She told him he found 51 parasites in his body, many of which were varieties of worms.” Good morning! [Blabbermouth]

 
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  1. Dickdogfood  |   Posted on Dec 28th, 2007

    The irony, of course, is that Dave Mustaine is himself a parasite–ON SOCIETY! LOL!

  2. Recury  |   Posted on Dec 28th, 2007

    “Mustaine says he has fans cough into their hands and then shake his, or they give him hugs.”

    Yeah, that’s what it is.

  3. Anonymous  |   Posted on Dec 28th, 2007

    Thanks! I happened to be eating breakfast when I read that.

  4. Richaod  |   Posted on Jan 3rd, 2008

    Ah, Dave… what a legend. Don’t forget that he made a guest appearance on Duck Dodgers too: [www.youtube.com]

    So yeah, it’s the fans who are the parasites. Did I just insult myself?

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