“A Real Mosh Pit Is When You’re At A Spank Rock Show And He Throws His American Apparel Sunglasses In The Crowd”


We’ve been following the exploits of the moshpitting, Jonas Brothers-hating YouTube sensation ADiehardFOBFan all week, but only Alex Goldberg–who likes to go by the name XxstrokesmegafanxX from time to time–was outraged enough by her profane, grouchy tirades to craft his own point-by-point response; to shield him from the kinda-dim YouTube commenting hordes, we’ve posted it here. Be warned: It contains even more 9/11 conspiracy theories and the day’s second reference to Full House!

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5 Responses to ““A Real Mosh Pit Is When You’re At A Spank Rock Show And He Throws His American Apparel Sunglasses In The Crowd””

  1. by nonce at 9:36 am

    That boy needs more face time, please. All the eye candy at Gawker is gone and I have no idea what the people at Defamer look like.

  2. by Kate Richardson at 9:53 am

    Gold star, Alex. This might be enough to convince me to take you off Braff watch even…

    @nonce: Have you SEEN the picture of me with the Jonas Brothers? That’s all the eye candy you need here at Idolator.

  3. by G3K at 4:23 am

    This needs to be a YouTube embed for extra authenticity

  4. by walkmasterflex at 12:41 pm

    man, chapped lips a mundo

  5. by at 1:09 am

    Christ on a cracker. I met this dude at Terminal 5 before the Justice gig. He was interviewing Midnight Juggernauts. He was awesome to talk to and had those killer shades on. Hope that guy remembers me and my Fred Perry shirt. Keep it going, Alex. Hope to see you at future gigs all across NYC.

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