I spent some of last night reading Dan LeRoy’s informative little 33 1/3 book on the Beastie Boys’ Paul’s Boutique, and this line leapt out at me re. secret Paul’s sampling/production guru Matt Dike: “‘All Matt ever wanted to do was to make millions off of music so he could stay home and do drugs,’ recalls graphic artist Eric Haze, a friend of both Dike and the Beastie Boys. ‘And that’s what he did.’” Naturally this slacker sentiment immediately spoke to the lazier side of me, but replace “do drugs” with “listen to Jam and Lewis productions,” the big, bright, and synthy legos that my early infatuation with pop music was built with. (The block rockin’ side Rick Rubin wasn’t responsible for anyway.) While Janet’s Control is certainly their most lauded effort commercially, it has one too many Vaseline-y soft-focus seventh grade slow jams among the zinging drum stabs and thrown ‘bows to be the best album ever. But from the mish-mash of ’80s pop-art signifiers recycled for the shopping mall that make up the sleeve to the sassy sneer of the scrub-dissing spoken intro to “What Have You Done For Me Lately,” it might be the best thing ever?
The only correct answer is “yes,” by the way, but here’s the “shoulder pads and shapeless sweaters meet checkered cabs and newsies” video for “When I Think Of You” to sway your vote.
Janet Jackson – “When I Think Of You” [YouTube]


















