Idolator

So between today's glacially paced news cycle and the fact that I spent most of the last four hours beating my head against the blog thanks some serious ISP issues—I will see you in hell, customer service department at Comcast—I would just like to take a brief moment to thank Mr. Dan Gibson for all of his heavy lifting today. Everyone please give our guest editor a round of applause or a silent behind-the-laptop thumbs-up or something.