The Worst Album Cover Of The Year Race Gets Off To A Rip-Roaring Start

January 7th, 2008 // 16 Comments

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Sure, it’s not on par with the crying cherub picking his nose with the Empire State Building, but does anyone else get the feeling that No Machine got the idea for this album cover after watching Terminator 2 during a particularly emotional time in their collective lives?

No Machine [Official site]


  1. Ned Raggett

    Are we not emo?

  2. Dead Air ummm Dead Air

    @Ned Raggett: We are D-Emo!

  3. Christopher R. Weingarten

    50
    CENT

  4. Recury

    Alternate title: “Human After All”

  5. Chris N.

    It’s going to be a long year.

  6. Camp Tiger Claw

    Don’t be so hard on yourself, Pinbot.

  7. Lucas Jensen

    @Camp Tiger Claw: I don’t usually say stuff like this, but FTW.

  8. encyclopediablack

    Mr. Roboto Strikes Back

  9. Dickdogfood

    It’s Chad, the ‘sensitive’ cyborg.

  10. the rich girls are weeping

    Dude. Please tell me that this was “designed” by a fan — that’s the only way to excuse the use of That Freakin LiveJournal Icon Script Free Font ™ and all those Photoshop layers of CRAP.

  11. sparkletone

    And just a couple weeks ago you were lamenting the end of the ’07 contest. Here’s to a new beginning!

    PS:

    Hear yourself
    You are the songs you write
    You and you – and thats the only way

    Shake – shake yourself
    Every tear’s a fight
    So the lyrics go:

    Owner of a robot heart
    Owner of a robot heart
    Much better than the
    Owner of a human heart
    Owner of a robot heart

  12. Anonymous

    @therichgirlsareweeping:

    Agreed. The title’s font should be banned from album covers or relegated to mixtapes and the aforementioned livejournal website.

  13. The Illiterate

    Gotta love (i.e. hate) that earthquake shudder dropshadow effect, though. And what’s with the Maxfield Parrish background?

  14. TheMojoPin

    He’ll show ye.

  15. jus10j

    Able title describes the cover. How often does that happen?

  16. jus10j

    Er…album title.

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