First person to make a joke about the “don’t tase me, bro” remix being automatically included on this 1-gig player’s hard drive* is totally, utterly fired.
Taser unveils holster with music player [MSNBC; HT Jon Solomon]
* only $72.99 list! Buy it now!
My friends always told me it was useless to have an “If I’m Ever Being Mugged” playlist on my iPod. Who’s laughing now, Bitches? The people have spoken!