Taser’s Holster/MP3 Player: For When You Need Musical Accompaniment For Your Victim’s Pleas For Mercy

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First person to make a joke about the “don’t tase me, bro” remix being automatically included on this 1-gig player’s hard drive* is totally, utterly fired.

Taser unveils holster with music player [MSNBC; HT Jon Solomon]

* only $72.99 list! Buy it now!

 
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  1. D Law  |   Posted on Jan 7th, 2008

    My friends always told me it was useless to have an “If I’m Ever Being Mugged” playlist on my iPod. Who’s laughing now, Bitches? The people have spoken!

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