Taser’s Holster/MP3 Player: For When You Need Musical Accompaniment For Your Victim’s Pleas For Mercy

First person to make a joke about the “don’t tase me, bro” remix being automatically included on this 1-gig player’s hard drive* is totally, utterly fired.
Taser unveils holster with music player [MSNBC; HT Jon Solomon]
* only $72.99 list! Buy it now!
By Maura on Mon Jan 7 2008
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My friends always told me it was useless to have an “If I’m Ever Being Mugged” playlist on my iPod. Who’s laughing now, Bitches? The people have spoken!