First person to make a joke about the “don’t tase me, bro” remix being automatically included on this 1-gig player’s hard drive* is totally, utterly fired.
Taser unveils holster with music player [MSNBC; HT Jon Solomon]
* only $72.99 list! Buy it now!
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| Miley Cyrus Shows Too Much Skin – Huffington Post | |
| Why Is This Singer In The Hospital? – Fox News |
My friends always told me it was useless to have an “If I’m Ever Being Mugged” playlist on my iPod. Who’s laughing now, Bitches? The people have spoken!