Your Daily Hannah Montana Briefing

carnivorousmontana.jpg• HM’s tiny dogs, Roadie and Loco, were voted “most eligible pets” by the readers of Animal Fair magazine. No word at press time* as to what the qualifications for “most eligible pet” were exactly, or for what the winning pets were eligible. Perhaps a gift certificate to Sizzler? Or perhaps not, because…

• HM was spotted earlier in the week at a slightly more upscale steakhouse in D.C. eating “shrimp, steak and chocolate cake with two girls her age,” after visiting Georgetown U’s children’s hospital to cheer up some tweener patients. Let’s all say it together: awwww.
• Disney has now admitted via press release that “Cyrus does briefly use a body double” during her live shows.
• The amount of Google searches I’ve had to do for “Hannah Montana” for this job is officially starting to make me feel like an SVU perp.

Cyrus’ Dogs Named Most Elligible Pets [Yahoo via AP]
OMG! It’s Mylie Cyrus [Washington Post; HT: DHMBIB]
Hannah Montana Body Double Confirmed [LA Times]

* This means I was too lazy to look it up.

 
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  1. The Notorious T  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    On exactly whose head did you shop HM’s head? I don’t remember her being so masculine. Or so black.

  2. The Notorious T  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    @The Notorious T: On whose body. Man today is rough.

  3. Ned Raggett  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    Snoop’s. Beautiful combination.

  4. Rob Murphy  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    That pic is golden! Huzzah, Sir Jess!

  5. Al Shipley  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    I have never seen traffic in downtown as stopped by a concert at the Baltimore Arena as it was for the Hannah Montana show last night. In the middle of the afternoon (several hours before the show, no less!) I rolled down my window at a redlight and could hear the distant sound of countless young girls on the streets of downtown Baltimore, which, needless to say, you don’t hear every day and was kind of eerie.

  6. Anonymous  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    oooohhh, I thought you said SVU perve

  7. rad_matter  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    If only Miley Cyrus had skinny black fingers…

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