Presenting The Most Infuriating Musical Blind Item Of The Year (So Far)

bisexual.jpgThe Idolator braintrust has spent the last twenty minutes scratching our heads over this New York Daily News blind item, and frankly we were just about to give up: “Which distinctively named member of a chart-topping pop group swings both ways? He surprised his male talent escort at a recent Hollywood red-carpet event with an invitation back to his hotel room.” Distinctively named? Like…with multiple umlauts? Or with a “y” in place of an “i”? (Also, what is a “male talent escort”? As Maura said, “I feel like this item is written in some like just-off-English dialect.”) And “chart-topping pop group” does allow us to leave out, uh, Crocus Behemoth and Euronymous from Mayhem. But a chart-topping pop group from what decade? This was next to impossible, but please cast your vote for one of our shot-in-the-dark guesses (or write in one of your own).

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  1. Camp Tiger Claw  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    Kris Kristofferson

  2. Lucas Jensen  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    Gabe Kaplan

  3. Dickdogfood  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    Spectacular Blue Smith from Pretty Ricky?

  4. Rob Murphy  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    Well, one clue may be in that this occurred “at a recent Hollywood red-carpet event”. Even though it’s “awards season”, there haven’t been too many “events” because of the Writers’ strike. You posted earlier about the “taped” People’s Choice Awards. Maybe your answer lies there.

  5. Rilo-Andy  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    I’ve been hearing Will.I.Am or even Andre3000…

  6. Special Ed  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    I am going to have to go with Patrick Stump. “Stump” is distinctive, right?

    No? I got nothing…

  7. walkmasterflex  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    @Rilo-Andy: I second the will.I.am vote. Andre3000 has been fighting the rumors that he’s been gay for his whole career, and while there’s the whole “thou protest too much” argument, I’m inclined to believe him, I think.

  8. Rilo-Andy  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    @walkmasterflex: Hell I’m just glad that we’re finally getting to a place where people don’t give a damn either way… Although knowing an artist’s preference kind of helps me make some purchases so I can support them. Hello Mika, Scissor Sisters, and Rufus!

  9. Diglett  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    If “chart-topping pop group” didn’t seem like a thin description of the band, I’d go out on a limb and say The Edge.

  10. Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    George Michael.

    He’s got two first names. That’s totally distinctive.

  11. okiedoke  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    The Nuge! Bite me grenade, mate.

  12. Thierry  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    I’m voting for will.i.am as well – though apple.de.whatever??? could surprise us.

    Alternate pick: anyone in Rascal Flatts. Most of all Chubby Nasal-Voice.

  13. SuperUnison  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    Prince.

  14. ShanaElmsford  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    @Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee:
    Yes, but everyone knows George Michael is gay, not bisexual. I’m thinking Will.I.Am.

  15. El Zilcho!  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    ?uestlove? But I don’t think The Roots ever topped any charts.

  16. Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    @ShanaElmsford: Yes.

    It was a joke.

  17. Anonymous  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    Joe Jonas

  18. Jasonbob7  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    My vote goes to will.i.am too. His next solo album will be titled “Songs About Dudes”, and while it’ll be a flop on the charts, a few tracks will have an afterlife as remixes cranked up at gay clubs.

  19. Chris Molanphy  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    @Jasonbob7: Your comment, and the mere mention of Limahl in the poll, made me laugh harder than anything I’ve read today (which is why I voted for Limahl).

  20. Anonymous  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    Simon LeBon.

  21. NeverEnough  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    @rhythmchyc: You’re joking, right? He’s notoriously (ha! a pun!) hetero.

  22. Anonymous  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    @Camp Tiger Claw: Please don’t say this about my baby.

  23. Anonymous  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    daughtry.

  24. MATIC  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    will.i.am was at people’s choice awards. distinctively named.

  25. Anonymous  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2008

    @NeverEnough:

    Overcompensation, baby.

  26. NeverEnough  |   Posted on Jan 10th, 2008

    @rhythmchyc: Really?! I’m not above getting a sex change to get a taste of that.

  27. BestEuphemismEver  |   Posted on Jan 10th, 2008

    dammit, I thought my will.i.am guess was so original.

  28. Jfrankparnell  |   Posted on Jan 10th, 2008

    Weiland.

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