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Puffy: “As I said before, I go by the name of Puffy Daddy
And I’m a Scorpio and I’m not a jealous guy
Come on sing for me Mase”

Ma$e: You see if we had more pimps,
it wouldn’t be no jealous guys
See me, I live by the four pimp rules
Number one, you control the situation
You get in they head before you get in they bed
And number two, girls run like buses, you may miss one
Catch another one every hour on the hour, promptly
And number three, what that girl ain’t willin’ to do
You got a hundred more girls more than willin’
And number four, is a new rule to the new pimp testament
You can’t be a playa and hate the playas
That don’t make no sense
I don’t wanna see no more jealous guys at the end of this song ya’ll
I really don’t wanna see no more jealous guys after this song ya’ll
So can ya’ll sing along with me
I mean put your hands together, sing along ya’ll , sing along everybody

“But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder!”

from Rasputin by Boney M

“But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean at the end.”
“Well, baby, I went down and got it for you.”
“Awww… you shouldn’t have.”

To this day, I swear that is Jim Carrey’s voice.