• After learning that Joe Levy would be taking over at Blender, we had the Anono-Critic look at his track record.
• Al examined how Billboard’s rock charts kicked off the new year.
• We discovered that musical terror comes in all sorts of fuzzy packages.
• Radiohead, No. 1, tour dates, blah blah friggin’ blah.
• Hannah Montana has beef.
• Maura wrote the first funny “-izzle” gag in years.
• Rock criticism: it will get you covered in loogies.
• Entertainment Weekly can take or leave popular music.
• Hopefully these folks resolved to find a new label in 2008.
• And we are still taking applications for the next Idolator intern.