For About The Cost Of One Month’s Rent, You Can Sponsor A Chubby Punchline Rapper Of Your Own


With a minimal outlay of $750–only 375 cups of coffee–you’ll receive a guest verse from roly poly D12 member Bizarre, a signed certificate thanking you for your donation, and a sense of satisfaction that you’ve helped someone in need. I’m almost tempted to dig into my personal savings* just so Idolator can have its own theme rap. (I wonder if Bizarre accepts out-of-state checks.) Anyone want to cook up a beat? We could get Travis Barker on the remix.

Bizarre Of D12 Sets Himself Up Via YouTube [ProHipHop]

* May actually require selling of bodily fluids/organs/infant child.

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6 Responses to “For About The Cost Of One Month’s Rent, You Can Sponsor A Chubby Punchline Rapper Of Your Own”

  1. by K-milo at 1:28 am

    Maybe we can chip in some money. I mean, we’re talking about the “Idolator Rap Theme”!!!

  2. by at 3:55 am

    @K-milo: I’ve got a dollar for that

  3. by at 4:54 am

    I can only imagine how much Interscope paid him to say “I sixty-nined this one bitch, she bled in my mouth!!”

  4. by jasonelias at 10:13 am

    He ain’t selling himself, how’s D12 going to help anybody, might as well get Fabian on for a verse, at least he’s free.

  5. by silkyjumbo at 11:04 am

    i like how he’s doing this to help out the up-and-coming artists. yeah, right. imagine how huge soulja boy would have been if he could only afford bizarre’s verse.

  6. by PopIsNotDead at 11:08 am

    What sort of crediblity do you suppose Bizarre could lend to a production library track? I’m almost tempted…

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