So Scott Weiland missed a Velvet Revolver concert at the Sundance Film Fest on Sunday and no one has a reasonable explanation as to his whereabouts. “Dead or in jail,” I hear you saying, while the official word is that “speculation from inside the band’s camp said the singer had missed his flight to Sundance for the performance.” But is it really so innocent? What if he was kidnapped? What if he managed to escape from his housebreaking crate in Slash’s basement before the Weiland-sitter could find him? And even if he just missed his flight, where could he be? Well, we had some thoughts on the matter after the jump.
Paris Beats at Tao [pagesix.com via Blabbermouth]
@Lucas Jensen: Maybe if he had made a heroin reference instead of a pot one.
I’m still pissed about the STP show I never got to see at Irving Plaza when Weiland got busted trying to score on Avenue D before the show.
Hopefully he was somewhere with the (brilliant)DeLeo Bros.
Trapped in the 90s?
You forgot “Auditioning to be the new lead singer for Talk Show.”
You forgot “At home, trying to beat the Slash boss battle on GH3″
@Whigged: I’d vote for that.
I’d also vote for Rockapella doing old STP songs, but you know, I’m whacky like that.
All you need to do is hang a freshly opened pack of Marlboro’s and a dime bag out the window, he’ll find his way home.
Trying out for American Gladiators . . . brother.
perhaps he was an uninterested in the gig as Slash was rumored to be recently (rumored to have a look-alike on stage)…
What about “getting high”?
/Proud fan of STP…
@itmustbeken: That was genius.
Everyone always guesses drugs, but maybe it was a sex-type thing.
The sad thing is how likely the “encased in carbonite” option sounds, when you really sit and think it through.