Bjork canceled her performance at the Big Day Out Festival in Sydney today due to “swelling vocal chords.” Of course, in Icelandic the phrase “swelling vocal chords” is actually a well-known euphemism for beating the tar out of a photographer. We all know what you’re really up to, Bjork. [NME]
January 25th, 2008 // 1 Comment
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It’s not really the beating up of the photographer, but all the shrieking you need to do while kicking the crap out of them. That stuff’ll cause wear and tear, you know?