Idolator
We know the queen of late-'80s acid-washed dance-pop is now 45 years old, and so it's kinda understandable why her image-conscious record label might have wanted to scrub the visible signs of aging from the cover portrait for her forthcoming album Satisfied to compete in a world where even twentysomething starlets get digitally nipped and tucked before hitting the stands. But the only resemblance this new, shiny, smooth, and disturbingly muppet-esque Taylor bears to the (equally scary if we're being honest) lady that once vamped it up in the "Tell It To My Heart" video—which Maura requested we post "for the children...so they know it wasn't always this way"—is the teased lion's mane and the doorknockers, which mostly prove there's no Photoshop tool to remove "Long Island-ness" just yet.
Taylor Dayne - "Tell It To My Heart" [YouTube]
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Her necklace looks like you could buy it for $0.12 a foot at Home Depot. Oh, and she's an alien.
Post-Op Tranny Disco Punk?
I think that's actually Ron Dayne.
@Camp Tiger Claw: Ron Dayne is much more attractive.
Pete Burns is looking a lot better these days.
@Camp Tiger Claw: You might be right. Both of them look like they would eat you at the drop of a hat.
@mike a:
LOL.
totally muppet- she is kinda rocking the Kira "Dark Crystal" Gelfling look:
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@NDFSEA: Why does everything always come back to the Gelflings?
I thought she was going for a "Black Hole Sun" thing.
Her lips don't lie. It must be the only thing they didn't change.
YIKES WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GET IT AWAY FROM ME
@Lucas Jensen:
'tis bizarre innit. tee hee.
@janine:
that too.
I also forgot how much she kinda looks like Dee Snyder's coked out, club hopping sister in the "Tell it..." video. Oh, wait...
All joking aside, I actually loved this song. I think I still might have the cassingle -somewhere.
:)
FTW. Nuge is gonna have to come back hard to top this shit. Ewwwwwwwww.
I'm in love.
Definately a gelfling like they said above, she needs our help to complete the Dark Crystal and save the WORLD!
@NDFSEA: I denied it for years and years, mostly because I hate that I'll Always Love You song so much, but Tell It To My Heart is probably one of the best pop hits of that era.
She's back, and she's pregnant!!!
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Airbrush?! Is that what plastic surgeons are using nowadays?
Jessica Biel?
Taylor Dayne walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"
I can feel my body rock...
Actually, it's really more of a shudder.
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