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BREAKING: Paul McCartney did not have an angioplasty because his innards were long ago removed and replaced with Country Bear Jamboree-style animatronics. [AP]
Great, now I’m vividly imagining Paul leading the animatronic band at Major Magic’s (a Chuck E. Cheez style place) through a rousing rendition of “Birthday”.
AP knows how to break that news…from 2 weeks ago. (That was posted on his website on 1/14) Next thing you know they’ll tell us that Zeppelin are reuniting for a charity concert in London.
Aw, you cropped the baby out of the iconic baby in a jacket photo! More people need to see the genuine article instead of the Annie Leibovitz/Tom Cruise & Suri rip-off version.
That’s a cool pic of Paul taken from the photos of his first solo album, McCartney. Wonderful album. Best songwriter ever?
Great, now I’m vividly imagining Paul leading the animatronic band at Major Magic’s (a Chuck E. Cheez style place) through a rousing rendition of “Birthday”.
So much for Paul covering Lou Reed’s “No Money Down”.
AP knows how to break that news…from 2 weeks ago. (That was posted on his website on 1/14) Next thing you know they’ll tell us that Zeppelin are reuniting for a charity concert in London.
You remember that time you got angioplasty? That was awesome.
@Camp Tiger Claw: FTW.
But he still did have his innards replaced with those from a member of the Rock-a-Fire Explosion, right?
Aw, you cropped the baby out of the iconic baby in a jacket photo! More people need to see the genuine article instead of the Annie Leibovitz/Tom Cruise & Suri rip-off version.
Good to know.
Wait, He’s still alive? I thought Paul died in, like, the 60s…