thewalruswasanimatronictoo.jpgBREAKING: Paul McCartney did not have an angioplasty because his innards were long ago removed and replaced with Country Bear Jamboree-style animatronics. [AP]

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  1. by phelander at 3:23 am

    That’s a cool pic of Paul taken from the photos of his first solo album, McCartney. Wonderful album. Best songwriter ever?

  2. by Dick Laurent is dead. at 3:24 am

    Great, now I’m vividly imagining Paul leading the animatronic band at Major Magic’s (a Chuck E. Cheez style place) through a rousing rendition of “Birthday”.

  3. by natepatrin at 3:32 am

    So much for Paul covering Lou Reed’s “No Money Down”.

  4. by Figgsrock at 3:42 am

    AP knows how to break that news…from 2 weeks ago. (That was posted on his website on 1/14) Next thing you know they’ll tell us that Zeppelin are reuniting for a charity concert in London.

  5. by Camp Tiger Claw at 3:59 am

    You remember that time you got angioplasty? That was awesome.

  6. by Chris Molanphy at 5:58 am

    @Camp Tiger Claw: FTW.

  7. by Captain Wrong at 10:57 am

    But he still did have his innards replaced with those from a member of the Rock-a-Fire Explosion, right?

  8. by DrSpaceman at 6:15 am

    Aw, you cropped the baby out of the iconic baby in a jacket photo! More people need to see the genuine article instead of the Annie Leibovitz/Tom Cruise & Suri rip-off version.

  9. by strobefx at 8:19 am

    Good to know.

  10. by Silverfuture at 10:36 am

    Wait, He’s still alive? I thought Paul died in, like, the 60s…

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