Attention readers attending the SXSW festival this year/fans of TV chefs with obnoxious accents and giant teeth: “We are also reaching out to offer Battles a slot as one of the five bands in the ‘Feedback’ showcase” supposedly hosted by the Food Network’s own Rachael Ray. “Battles music has long been enjoyed by Rachael and is a staple of her iPod.” Given the blog in question, I suspect Internet prankery at work with this “leaked memo,” but would be happy to be proven wrong, especially given how weird the first 31 days of 2008 have been. [Earl Boykins via Paper Thin Walls]
January 31st, 2008 // 11 Comments
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Did…not…need…to…see…that…photo…ARRRRGH.
*turns to stone*
“Battles music has long been enjoyed by Rachael and is a staple of her iPod.”
If that’s true, she must fucking HATE her husband’s band. Not that that’s hard to do.
O_O
@Paul D: In order:
No.
NO!
Fine, I’ll give her that.
Rachael Ray is the Vampire Weekend of the Food Network. There. I said it.
I’d really like to go to this, but it conflicts with that Paula Deen / Motorhead / Slayer showcase.
Oh, and BTW:
“Perezzers is putting together what is going to be the most amazing showcase in Austin during the SXSW Music Festival this March!
Details to come.
You won’t wanna miss it!!!!!”
[perezhilton.com]
Maybe they misspelled ‘Beatles’. It could happen.
Hey, it could be worse. We could learning more about Sandra Lee…
From an Ettes press release today:
THE ETTES March 2008 Tour Dates:
MARCH:
5th – Park Ave Cds (release/listening party and in-store performance)
- Orlando, FL
6th – Common Grounds – Gainesville, FL
7th – Star Bar w/ The Selmanaires and Dark Meat – Atlanta, GA
8th – Hi Ho Lounge – New Orleans, LA
9th – Sam’s Lounge w/ The Selmanaires – Jackson MS
12th – SXSW – TBA – Austin, TX
13th – SXSW – TBA – Austin, TX
14th – SXSW Cheapo Disc Instore – Austin, TX
14th – SXSW NME Showcase at The Wave Rooftop on 6th – Austin, TX
15th – SXSW Rachael Ray Show at The Beauty Bar – Austin, TX
oh jesus christ. every day i come into the office and some idiot set a season pass on my tivo in my office. i’m too lazy/stupid to delete the season pass so each day i throw something at this chick’s face…she makes my eyes tear blood.
You are all wrong.
She is WAY hot.
And she can cook.