Attention readers attending the SXSW festival this year/fans of TV chefs with obnoxious accents and giant teeth: “We are also reaching out to offer Battles a slot as one of the five bands in the ‘Feedback’ showcase” supposedly hosted by the Food Network’s own Rachael Ray. “Battles music has long been enjoyed by Rachael and is a staple of her iPod.” Given the blog in question, I suspect Internet prankery at work with this “leaked memo,” but would be happy to be proven wrong, especially given how weird the first 31 days of 2008 have been. [Earl Boykins via Paper Thin Walls]
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Did…not…need…to…see…that…photo…ARRRRGH.
*turns to stone*
“Battles music has long been enjoyed by Rachael and is a staple of her iPod.”
If that’s true, she must fucking HATE her husband’s band. Not that that’s hard to do.
O_O
oh jesus christ. every day i come into the office and some idiot set a season pass on my tivo in my office. i’m too lazy/stupid to delete the season pass so each day i throw something at this chick’s face…she makes my eyes tear blood.
You are all wrong.
She is WAY hot.
And she can cook.
@Paul D: In order:
No.
NO!
Fine, I’ll give her that.
Rachael Ray is the Vampire Weekend of the Food Network. There. I said it.
From an Ettes press release today:
THE ETTES March 2008 Tour Dates:
MARCH:
5th - Park Ave Cds (release/listening party and in-store performance)
- Orlando, FL
6th - Common Grounds - Gainesville, FL
7th - Star Bar w/ The Selmanaires and Dark Meat - Atlanta, GA
8th - Hi Ho Lounge - New Orleans, LA
9th - Sam’s Lounge w/ The Selmanaires - Jackson MS
12th - SXSW - TBA - Austin, TX
13th - SXSW - TBA - Austin, TX
14th - SXSW Cheapo Disc Instore - Austin, TX
14th - SXSW NME Showcase at The Wave Rooftop on 6th - Austin, TX
15th - SXSW Rachael Ray Show at The Beauty Bar - Austin, TX
I’d really like to go to this, but it conflicts with that Paula Deen / Motorhead / Slayer showcase.
Oh, and BTW:
“Perezzers is putting together what is going to be the most amazing showcase in Austin during the SXSW Music Festival this March!
Details to come.
You won’t wanna miss it!!!!!”
[perezhilton.com]
Maybe they misspelled ‘Beatles’. It could happen.
Hey, it could be worse. We could learning more about Sandra Lee…