Elephant Man Encourages The World To Aerobicize For Christ

February 4th, 2008 // 4 Comments

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The cover for Elephant Man’s forthcoming Let’s Get Physical looks like your everyday sexploitation-plus-primary-colors cover… until you look closer at his necklace, which turns out to be a crown-of-thorns-and-all medallion of Jesus Christ. I hope that on the inlay, it’s revealed that the Christ medallion actually doubles as a stopwatch!

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  1. Dickdogfood

    Well, I hope it doubles as a church key!

  2. Lucas Jensen

    Dear Lord, what is wrong with those women’s faces? Are those photoshopped or painted on?

  3. Anonymous

    @westartedthis: I think it would be a briefer exercise to name which Dancehall musicians DON’T want to kill all the homosexuals.

  4. westartedthis

    isn’t this that dancehall guy who wants to kill all the homosexuals?

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